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Posted: **Wed 09 Mar 2011, 17:48**

Nothing that brilliant about it, I'm just that strange.

Speaking of funny sigs, I can't remember who's it was but one I really enjoyed was "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." Got to love geek humor!

Posted: **Thu 10 Mar 2011, 00:54**

Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature

So, preserving it for the future:

Plankenstien wrote:I carefully plan ALL my random acts!

Posted: **Thu 10 Mar 2011, 07:52**

This is from puppyluvr's sig:

Close the "Windows", and open your eyes, to a whole new world

Also, here's a similar thread but related to #puppylinux IRC channel quotes

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=57864

Posted: **Sat 19 Mar 2011, 03:39**

"Comments are a Good Thing. You may have understood the script perfectly when you wrote it. But six months from now it could look like modem noise." ~Bruce Barnett, sed tutorial

That was my sig for a little while a year or so ago.

Posted: **Sat 19 Mar 2011, 06:17**

Hello,

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

Still giggling so hard I cant hardly type....LMAO

11, 10, 01...get it????

LOL

"We are Puppy...We will take the best of that which is yours, and make it our own...Resistance is Futile"

Ironic that I posted that before woof, and compatibility with other distros....
Even made a "Borg" looking Puppy logo for it...LOL...
Someone said it looked like a "sick cow" or "mad cow" or something....

@ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...

I also like:
Lighthouse Pup...showing the way..
Macpup...the beauty of Linux...
Isnt it time to make the "Transition" to Linux
The name "Fire Hydrant"...

Posted: **Sat 19 Mar 2011, 06:29**

Another good one that was someones sig "I can't remember the last time I forgot something".

Posted: **Sat 19 Mar 2011, 09:38**

puppyluvr wrote: @ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...

This one?

Posted: **Fri 01 Apr 2011, 06:54**

From postfs1:

I can't hide my login and password from the personages which find that my body is a device.

Posted: **Fri 01 Apr 2011, 21:38**

abushcrafter wrote:adobe flash is rubbish!

Good to see someone feels strongly enough about it to put it in their signature

Posted: **Sat 02 Apr 2011, 00:22**

A computer is like air conditioning: it becomes useless when you open Windows

.

Love it

Posted: **Tue 24 May 2011, 09:53**

starhawk wrote:Microsoft: "Oh, that? We put that bug in there to increase our tech support revenue. Give us $30 and spend two hours talking to a numbskull who doesn't know anything that we don't tell him/her -- and if you're the lucky one today, we'll actually solve your problem for you."

Ubuntu: "Geez, we dumbed it down this much and you still can't figure it out?! Go back to Microsoft you dumb ****!"

Puppy: "Oh, hi! Come on in, sit down, make yourself comfy. We'll be glad to help you out. No worries."

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewto ... 177#491177

Posted: **Tue 24 May 2011, 10:44**

We have an infamous one made by Nooby? I fail to remember but he assured everybody that Puppy had no Pinboard what so ever. Puppy only had a Desktop.

As we all know it is the other way around. Puppy only have a Pinboard and fail to have a Desktop.

Posted: **Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:46**

I have started a "Classic Microsoft Quotes" threadto keep me on-topic in this thread.

Posted: **Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:25**

I have liked this one for years.

Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker.
The computer is fast accurate and STUPID.

Posted: **Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:41**

Though others might not have...
I liked myself more when I was a narcissist.

Posted: **Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:29**

One that makes me grin (the biker in me)

Pussy: potentially a Puppy with a perfect package manager

because my sick mind reads

Pussy: with a perfect package manager

Posted: **Wed 13 Jul 2011, 23:01**

"um should I left click or right click that?

------------------------An over-the-phone hack just never gets old

Posted: **Mon 18 Jul 2011, 09:26**

Russoodle wrote:Every time i hear the word, "exercise", i wash my mouth out with chocolate

Posted: **Sat 06 Aug 2011, 02:59**

So I don't forget my last signature:

Masochist n. person who enjoys subjecting themselves to pain:- Windows or Office "power user", VBA programmer.

Posted: **Sat 06 Aug 2011, 11:22**

is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to

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