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Posted: Tue 24 May 2011, 09:53
by disciple
starhawk wrote:Microsoft: "Oh, that? We put that bug in there to increase our tech support revenue. Give us $30 and spend two hours talking to a numbskull who doesn't know anything that we don't tell him/her -- and if you're the lucky one today, we'll actually solve your problem for you."
Ubuntu: "Geez, we dumbed it down this much and you still can't figure it out?! Go back to Microsoft you dumb ****!"
Puppy: "Oh, hi! Come on in, sit down, make yourself comfy. We'll be glad to help you out. No worries."
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewto ... 177#491177
Posted: Tue 24 May 2011, 10:44
by nooby
We have an infamous one made by Nooby? I fail to remember but he assured everybody that Puppy had no Pinboard what so ever. Puppy only had a Desktop.
As we all know it is the other way around. Puppy only have a Pinboard and fail to have a Desktop.
Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:46
by disciple
I have started a
"Classic Microsoft Quotes" threadto keep me on-topic in this thread.
Quote of old
Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:25
by Minnesota
I have liked this one for years.
Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker.
The computer is fast accurate and STUPID.
Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:41
by technosaurus
Though others might not have...
I liked myself more when I was a narcissist.
Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:29
by rokytnji
One that makes me grin (the biker in me)
Pussy: potentially a Puppy with a perfect package manager
because my sick mind reads
Pussy: with a perfect package manager
Posted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 23:01
by dru5k1
"um should I left click or right click that?
------------------------An over-the-phone hack just never gets old
Posted: Mon 18 Jul 2011, 09:26
by disciple
Russoodle wrote:Every time i hear the word, "exercise", i wash my mouth out with chocolate
Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 02:59
by disciple
So I don't forget my last signature:
Masochist n. person who enjoys subjecting themselves to pain:- Windows or Office "power user", VBA programmer.
Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 11:22
by crshbndct
is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to
Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 11:26
by disciple
crshbndct wrote:is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to
_________________
in the time it took me to boot windows, edit this signature, save it, and shutdown, an identical spec pc was able to boot puppy, start songbird, and reboot 3 times.
Only three times? You're kidding me...
Posted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 15:05
by big_bass
Lobster
Puppy is semi-geek
With Ubuntu you do not have a choice - you have to remain 'stupid' (controlled/protected).
http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=70090
Posted: Sun 07 Aug 2011, 01:12
by crshbndct
disciple wrote:Only three times? You're kidding me...
puppy was running from an old usb which was completely buggered and was super slow
Posted: Sun 28 Aug 2011, 09:57
by disciple
Bruce B wrote:tw296 wrote:
Making Puppy not run as root would shut up a huge amount of the forum questions.
That would be a sad day. If it weren't for posts questioning running as root, what would be the stimulus for arguing in its behalf?
http://murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic. ... 280#250280
Posted: Wed 31 Aug 2011, 03:19
by VK6FUN
bugman gets my vote for best quote with
UBUNTU...sorry, there's a reason it's brown
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Posted: Wed 31 Aug 2011, 09:43
by nooby
I dearly hope everybody have forgotten my blooper.
I even have a hard time to remember it . I wrote something about
"There is no pinboard to be found in puppy anywhere only a Desktop so why on earth does it say Pinboard when there is none?" something like that.
So embarrassing. There is no regular standard Desktop there is only a Puppy Pinboard and I had no idea what I was talking about. So typical of Nooby. Big mouth small headed guy.
Classic Puppy Quotes
Posted: Fri 17 Feb 2012, 03:13
by Sky Aisling
Just discovered this wonderful thread.
"Be joyful, even though you've considered all the facts" Wendell Berry
Thank you,
disciple.
Posted: Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:41
by Aitch
Here's my original, but no longer used sig
On observance: Place banana in your ear.
Observe that there are no alligators around.
Conclude: Bananas placed in ears keep alligators away
It was loosely based on this, by Buddha, from the Kalama Sutta
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumoured by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
Aitch
Posted: Sun 19 Feb 2012, 00:25
by Adagio
Go Buddha!
You my man.
Posted: Tue 21 Feb 2012, 09:56
by disciple
linus wrote:It's a DISEASE how you seem to think that "we have ugly mistakes in
the kernel, SO LET'S ADD ANOTHER ONE".
That's not how we do things. We *fix* things, instead of making things
even *worse*.
Stop this insanity from spreading, instead of making it spread more!
http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.linux.ker ... us=1235701