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How to Fix Any Computer
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Lobster
Official Crustacean  Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 15159 Location: Paradox Realm |
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/fix_computer _________________ Puppy WIKI |
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disciple
Joined: 20 May 2006 Posts: 6693 Location: Auckland, New Zealand |
Hmmm. Sounds like someone who has never actually tried linux... only heard propaganda from the Microsoft jihadists. Linux shouldn't really break... and if it doesn't work in the first place you simply download another live CD 
_________________ Classic Puppy quotes - root: n. the superuser or administrator account that has complete control over everything in the machine. Running as root is a taonga of Puppy Linux users. |
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Moose On The Loose
 Joined: 24 Feb 2011 Posts: 658 |
It looks like an old joke that has been partly updated. Years ago, I recompiled the kernel several times before being happy with what I got. Lately, I don't do that. I really prefer the "trouble shooting chart" that has boxes and arrows. Among the things on it I found funny were: Question: Is it broken? No arrow to: Leave it the &*%$ alone Yes arrow to: Does anyone know yet? No arrow to: Can you hide it? No arrow to: Can you blame someone else? Yes arrow to: No problem then! There was a "fiddle it at random" "does it work now" loop |
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RetroTechGuy
 Joined: 15 Dec 2009 Posts: 2818 Location: USA |
They missed a step: Place large pile of thermite on computer and ignite! Watch in awe and joy as computer melts into pool of slag... 
_________________ Add swapfile WellMinded Search |
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shadower_sc
Joined: 21 Apr 2010 Posts: 135 Location: Texas |
I Totally Agree with RetroTechGuy. 
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ausvirgo
Joined: 29 Aug 2010 Posts: 10 |
If it's a laptop, just sabotage the battery! 
_________________ Some people are allergic to money - they break out in a rash of spending! |
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r1tz
 Joined: 09 Sep 2010 Posts: 165 Location: In #puppylinux (IRC) |
kida in the wrong section of the forum... Funny anyways... Picture of the day
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p310don
Joined: 19 May 2009 Posts: 1004 Location: Brisbane, Australia |
uh oh.... 
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