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disciple

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PostPosted: Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:04    Post subject:  

Way off topic again, this quote from a thread complaining about file naming in Windows explorer:
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Well, you can't please 100% of the people 100% of the time. However, it would appear you can piss off 100% of the people 100% of the time if you try hard enough.
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MinHundHettePerro


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PostPosted: Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:58    Post subject:  

And, ... the most hilarious sig-link was your very own "Remember Vista" Very Happy Very Happy.

Cheers Smile/MHHP

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bones01

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PostPosted: Tue 08 Mar 2011, 02:50    Post subject:    

disciple wrote:
On proprietary software:
http://www.freesoftwaremagazine.com/columns/bizarre_cathedral_61
Although I must point out that proprietary freeware is often excellent.


ha ha ha ha
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plankenstein


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PostPosted: Tue 08 Mar 2011, 20:01    Post subject:  

A quote that my father used to tell me, and I have since made famous (or infamous Rolling Eyes ) with my kids. "Everything in life is a trade-off". Think about it. Wink

As a side note, have you ever noticed how idiots will tell you how wise they are, but truly wise people will tell what idiots they are? Confused

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DaveS


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PostPosted: Wed 09 Mar 2011, 02:07    Post subject:  

Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature Smile
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PostPosted: Wed 09 Mar 2011, 13:48    Post subject:  

Nothing that brilliant about it, I'm just that strange. Very Happy Speaking of funny sigs, I can't remember who's it was but one I really enjoyed was "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." Got to love geek humor! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed 09 Mar 2011, 20:54    Post subject:  

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Damn Plankenstien, I had forgotten about your brilliant signature

So, preserving it for the future:

Plankenstien wrote:
I carefully plan ALL my random acts! Laughing

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dejan555


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PostPosted: Thu 10 Mar 2011, 03:52    Post subject:  

This is from puppyluvr's sig:

Quote:
Close the "Windows", and open your eyes, to a whole new world


Also, here's a similar thread but related to #puppylinux IRC channel quotes

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=57864

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01micko


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PostPosted: Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:39    Post subject:  

"Comments are a Good Thing. You may have understood the script perfectly when you wrote it. But six months from now it could look like modem noise." ~Bruce Barnett, sed tutorial

That was my sig for a little while a year or so ago.

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puppyluvr


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PostPosted: Sat 19 Mar 2011, 02:17    Post subject:  

Very Happy Hello,
Quote:
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."


Still giggling so hard I cant hardly type....LMAO

11, 10, 01...get it???? Cool LOL

Quote:
"We are Puppy...We will take the best of that which is yours, and make it our own...Resistance is Futile"


Ironic that I posted that before woof, and compatibility with other distros....
Even made a "Borg" looking Puppy logo for it...LOL...
Someone said it looked like a "sick cow" or "mad cow" or something.... Cool

@ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...

I also like:
Lighthouse Pup...showing the way..
Macpup...the beauty of Linux...
Isnt it time to make the "Transition" to Linux
The name "Fire Hydrant"... Cool

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PostPosted: Sat 19 Mar 2011, 02:29    Post subject:  

Another good one that was someones sig "I can't remember the last time I forgot something".
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PostPosted: Sat 19 Mar 2011, 05:38    Post subject:  

puppyluvr wrote:

@ dejan555, the logo in my sig... I like it so much its been there for 3 years... Just popped into my head....And I think you have my "sick borg cow" wallpaper on your site...LOL...


This one? Very Happy

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GustavoYz


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PostPosted: Fri 01 Apr 2011, 02:54    Post subject:  

From postfs1:
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I can't hide my login and password from the personages which find that my body is a device.

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disciple

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PostPosted: Fri 01 Apr 2011, 17:38    Post subject:  

abushcrafter wrote:
adobe flash is rubbish!

Good to see someone feels strongly enough about it to put it in their signature Smile

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PostPosted: Fri 01 Apr 2011, 20:22    Post subject:  

Very Happy
Quote:
A computer is like air conditioning: it becomes useless when you open Windows
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Love it

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