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8-bit


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PostPosted: Sun 25 Oct 2009, 11:53    Post_subject:  Something to remember in Programming
Sub_title: Axiom found on the web
 

I thought you might like this.
It sure does apply to me. Rolling Eyes

"There does not now, nor will there ever, exist a programming language in
which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs." --- Flon's Axiom
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yarraman

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PostPosted: Mon 26 Oct 2009, 08:17    Post_subject: this 1
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I liked this one:

It is human to make mistakes. But to really foul things up use a computer.
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8-bit


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PostPosted: Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:23    Post_subject:  

Then there is always

"Garbage in garbage out"
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Lobster
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PostPosted: Mon 26 Oct 2009, 23:17    Post_subject:  

Program me a sardine Rolling Eyes

Embarassed Lobsterian characteristics appearing. Sorry.

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
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ITAmember

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PostPosted: Thu 05 Nov 2009, 22:23    Post_subject:  

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

-Rich Cook
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Aitch


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PostPosted: Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:15    Post_subject:  

Quote:
Only Human beings make mistakes. If your logic is wrong, machine makes mistake.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

not bad for a spambot making a mistake!


PS: my favourite - make me a cup of tea.......

....Doof! .......You're a cup of tea!! Wink

Aitch Smile
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