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disciple

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PostPosted: Tue 24 May 2011, 05:53    Post_subject:  

starhawk wrote:
Microsoft: "Oh, that? We put that bug in there to increase our tech support revenue. Give us $30 and spend two hours talking to a numbskull who doesn't know anything that we don't tell him/her -- and if you're the lucky one today, we'll actually solve your problem for you."

Ubuntu: "Geez, we dumbed it down this much and you still can't figure it out?! Go back to Microsoft you dumb ****!"

Puppy: "Oh, hi! Come on in, sit down, make yourself comfy. We'll be glad to help you out. No worries."

http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?p=491177#491177

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nooby

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PostPosted: Tue 24 May 2011, 06:44    Post_subject:  

We have an infamous one made by Nooby? I fail to remember but he assured everybody that Puppy had no Pinboard what so ever. Puppy only had a Desktop.

As we all know it is the other way around. Puppy only have a Pinboard and fail to have a Desktop. Smile

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disciple

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PostPosted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 06:46    Post_subject:  

I have started a "Classic Microsoft Quotes" thread to keep me on-topic in this thread.
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Minnesota

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PostPosted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 07:25    Post_subject: Quote of old  

I have liked this one for years.

Man is a slow sloppy and brilliant thinker.
The computer is fast accurate and STUPID.
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technosaurus


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PostPosted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 13:41    Post_subject:  

Though others might not have...
I liked myself more when I was a narcissist.

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rokytnji


Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:29    Post_subject:  

One that makes me grin (the biker in me)

Quote:
Pussy: potentially a Puppy with a perfect package manager


because my sick mind reads

Pussy: with a perfect package manager
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dru5k1


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PostPosted: Wed 13 Jul 2011, 19:01    Post_subject:  



Quote:
"um should I left click or right click that?


------------------------An over-the-phone hack just never gets old
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PostPosted: Mon 18 Jul 2011, 05:26    Post_subject:  

Russoodle wrote:
Every time i hear the word, "exercise", i wash my mouth out with chocolate

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PostPosted: Fri 05 Aug 2011, 22:59    Post_subject:  

So I don't forget my last signature:
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Masochist n. person who enjoys subjecting themselves to pain:- Windows or Office "power user", VBA programmer.

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crshbndct

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PostPosted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 07:22    Post_subject:  

is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to
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in the time it took me to boot windows, edit this signature, save it, and shutdown, an identical spec pc was able to boot puppy, start songbird, and reboot 3 times.

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disciple

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PostPosted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 07:26    Post_subject:  

crshbndct wrote:
is my sig showing up? i have been trying to get it to work but it doesnt want to
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in the time it took me to boot windows, edit this signature, save it, and shutdown, an identical spec pc was able to boot puppy, start songbird, and reboot 3 times.

Only three times? You're kidding me...

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big_bass

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PostPosted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 11:05    Post_subject:  

Lobster
Quote:
Puppy is semi-geek
With Ubuntu you do not have a choice - you have to remain 'stupid' (controlled/protected).


http://www.murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?t=70090


Very Happy

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crshbndct

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PostPosted: Sat 06 Aug 2011, 21:12    Post_subject:  

disciple wrote:
Only three times? You're kidding me...


puppy was running from an old usb which was completely buggered and was super slow

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disciple

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PostPosted: Sun 28 Aug 2011, 05:57    Post_subject:  

Bruce B wrote:
tw296 wrote:

Making Puppy not run as root would shut up a huge amount of the forum questions.


That would be a sad day. If it weren't for posts questioning running as root, what would be the stimulus for arguing in its behalf?

http://murga-linux.com/puppy/viewtopic.php?p=250280#250280

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VK6FUN

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PostPosted: Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:19    Post_subject:  

bugman gets my vote for best quote with

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UBUNTU...sorry, there's a reason it's brown
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