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- Thu 04 Apr 2019, 04:07
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
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- Thu 04 Apr 2019, 04:04
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
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- Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:23
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Dementia is leading cause of death in England & Wales
- Replies: 81
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My Dad has dementia ... on top of what I have for years thought is undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder. He's always done everything by rote and habit. Now his memory is rapidly failing and he is regressing into an ever more dysfunctional state. He has tantrums with me over nothing during which he...
- Fri 18 Jan 2019, 05:34
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Prince Philip fortunate to survive horrific collision
- Replies: 9
- Views: 322
- Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:37
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Facebook Stalking
- Replies: 6
- Views: 293
Re: Facebook Stalking
I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg is bugging the voices in my head and keeps sending me adverts for anti-psychotic drugs.He figures they are being bugged by their tablets or phones.
- Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:32
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Facebook Stalking
- Replies: 6
- Views: 293
- Wed 16 Jan 2019, 23:25
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
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- Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:20
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
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- Mon 14 Jan 2019, 19:10
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Dementia is leading cause of death in England & Wales
- Replies: 81
- Views: 3101
- Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:28
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
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- Mon 14 Jan 2019, 17:17
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
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This is Mel Brooks as Moses, bringing the fifteen commandments down from the mountain: Actually I think that's his business-savvy brother, Schlomo, offering the Children of Israel 15 for the price of 10. (No offence intended to any Jewish people reading this. I'm a Buddhist, so just respond in kind...
- Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:28
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
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...but for wearing late 1970's shoes with platform soles, the operator might well have been castrated. I have waited all these years, in the hope that some day, eventually, there would come a single good argument for wearing those awful platform shoes! Thank you, thank you! :lol: (my reason for not...
- Sun 13 Jan 2019, 01:20
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Anybody remember 'Etch-a-Sketch' from their childhood?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 69
- Sun 13 Jan 2019, 01:13
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
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Ah, yes ... 1970's-vintage hard disk drives. I once worked at a site where a 60 MB removable hard disc pack on a Univac 1106 experienced a severe head crash. The crash wrenched the read-head off its mounting and sent it crashing outwards through the glass panel at the front of the drive drawer ... r...
- Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:28
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
- Views: 333913
- Wed 19 Dec 2018, 14:12
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
- Views: 333913
- Tue 11 Dec 2018, 18:47
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
- Replies: 3906
- Views: 333913
- Sun 09 Dec 2018, 21:19
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Icelandic nutters..!!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 143
- Sun 09 Dec 2018, 21:17
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Wish me / us luck on birth of 2nd child
- Replies: 17
- Views: 292
Re: Wish me / us luck
Look outside and check whether there's a bright star visible and whether you can see three old blokes on camels coming your way. If you can, get the hell outta there quick!p310don wrote:Tomorrow morning at 6am, my wife is being induced to have our second child.
7 hours and counting
Good luck to all!
- Fri 07 Dec 2018, 11:55
- Forum: Truly off-topic conversations
- Topic: Pic Of The Day
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